13-1 |
You’re an idiot. |
13-2 |
I’m ignoring you. |
13-3 |
You’re beautiful when you’re angry. |
13-4 |
Sorry. |
13-5 |
And you! |
13-6 |
So what, I made a mistake! |
13-7 |
If you can’t copy me, it’s your fault, I’m running 2000 watts. |
13-20 |
Is the mike chinking, or is it your loose uppers? |
13-21 |
Are you being paid by the word? |
13-22 |
Is that your voice or have you installed a foghorn? |
13-23 |
If you had spoken for a few more seconds you would have qualified for a
broadcasting licence. |
13-24 |
When you are pissed, you make more sense! |
13-25 |
The local CB’ers have had a whip around to buy your rig – so why
don’t you stick to watching the Muppets. |
13-26 |
Speak further from your mike if you can’t leave the onions alone. |
13-40 |
Your signal is great. Now switch off and give me a landline so that I can find
out what you are on about. |
13-41 |
Either my rig is out of adjustment or you are on channel |
13-42 |
If you’re sober, then my speaker mist be up the chute – call back
later. |
13-43 |
That was beautiful, now correct the mike and try again. |
13-44 |
Your rig has great sound – why did they discontinue making it? |
13-45 |
Your transmitter must have a fault, there is smoke coming from my speaker. |
13-46 |
That’s what you call an antenna? I could get a better reception from 9
inches of wet string. |
13-47 |
What a
marvelous signal – I will drive a little closer so that I can get a
better copy. |
13-50 |
Slide down 250 kHz |
13-51 |
You have tried upper and lower sideband, you have even tried both, and now go QRT
so that I can use the central slot. |
13-52 |
Good thing about SSB is that you are only half as offensive as you were on AM. |
13-53 |
Attention AM stations on
center slot, just because no-one will modulate with you
on your channels, what makes you think we will listen? |
